I fucking hate this dude. It's all about ratings to him. Like, just the way he talks. "Miranda is here to tell Eric, her one true love, a secret that's been haunting her for years." Just say what you MEAN. Miranda's a dirty whore. Normally I wouldn't be watching Maury but I stayed home from school today. I was very very "sick"...meaning, I woke up and decided I needed a day off. Vacations are way too short. Fuck vacations. Fuck teachers who give homework and quizzes and shit on the day back from vacation, which drive me to taking these breaks in the first place. Maybe if I didn't take so many breaks and become so bored with myself, my vagina wouldn't be broken. But then again, maybe not. I hate having a vagina. It sucks. The only reason I won't get a sex change is because the only thing worse than a vagina is a penis. What's the use in penises, anyways? They're just gross. I think men should be kept underground and used solely for breeding purposes. I swear I will cut down the next person who says I should get a boyfriend. Know what you should get?? A bulletproof vest. Cuntwad. Speaking of bullets, since when do guns need to be blurred out on VH1 (which I also wound up watching today)?? Seriously, has America become such a giant pussy that we can't handle the sight of a gun? I've probably seen worse in the girl's bathroom than I've EVER seen on TV, and that's retarded. It's all because parents put their kids in front of the TV instead of actually intellectually stimulating them, then they get pissed off and sue when their kids see shit they shouldn't. Here's an idea - buy your kid a nice book, or a puzzle, you tard. How about you pay attention to your own fucking kid and stop depending on PBS to do it for you? And another thing..every time I see a commercial for ride-on escalades for kids, or mp3 players for kids, or video games for kids, I want to die. "Allow your child's imagination to grow with this SmartTech video game." Yeah, or how about you give your child some fucking crayons? Say it with me: CRAYOLA. No, basic coloring isn't good enough for spoiled brats these days, so they get easels that talk, and coloring books with singalong buttons. God I hate everyone. You might be thinking "Wow your kids are gonna hate you." Wrong. My kids are gonna have a handful of broken crayons, a container full of mismatched leggos, and the original Barbies (yes, even my sons) and they're gonna ADORE me. And so are their fathers. Yes, FATHERS, plural..I'm leaving my options open. Fuck people who don't believe in divorce. Why is it ideal to stay in a shitty marriage, rather than ending it? Kids don't need two parents. Kids need happy parents. So stfu and get over yourself. These are probably the same people against gay marriage. I can't even imagine having the energy to be against something like gay marriage. I mean, how exactly is it affecting ANYONE? All you're doing is making my ears bleed with talk about how gay people are sinners and shouldn't adopt because they're making even more gay people. Even if they are (which they're not..going by that theory, straight people would only make straight children, which obviously isn't true), who cares?!?! More hairdressers and fashion designers and landscapers (for the lesbos). I see no problem here. Gay people are cool. If we had less that are so far buried in their closets they drive me insane, the world would be a better place. So fuck homophobes. It's hard to believe they even exist anymore. Same with racists. Who the fuck has the energy to be racist anymore? Imagine if they put that kind of enegery into, I dunno, NOT pissing me off. I might even be happy. This has nothing to do with racism really, but I got called "you people" the other day. I'm pretty sure there's nothing more demeaning than "you people." Who says that? Stupid old people. I hate old people. I'm never gonna get old. I'm never gonna grow up. Why? Cuz then I'd hate myself. I'm sixteen years young and that's the way it's gonna stay, bitch. But fuck people who are younger than me. They piss me off. I have YEARS of knowledge over them and still they speak to me like we understand each other. Like freshmen. What the FUCK is up with freshmen???? Do they THINK they're cool, or are they all mentally retarded???? I was sooo ashamed to be a freshman, when I was one. Sooo very ashamed. Not like these bitches who walk around giggling and pushing each other and making me want to die a violent death. Speaking of violent deaths, I hate piano class. It should be made illegal. As should Ashlee Simpson's cds. And Laguna Beach. And Super Sweet 16. I'm sooo sick of watching rich people flaunt their shit all over my tv. Like, how do people find that amusing? Do other rich people find it amusing? I don't know. I can't understand it. It's not that I'm jealous. Well, ok, it might be because I'm jealous. But who are you to question my emotions anyways. Emotions suck. And mine especially suck, so they should never be questioned. The next time I hear people say there's no such thing as a stupid question, I won't hesitate to flay them. Because I've heard a great many stupid questions in my day. Including "What's the point in fire drills?" Clearly asked by a freshman. Fire drills piss me off. My school has like, two exits. We all KNOW we're going to die a fiery, gruesome death if there's ever a fire. We know this, we accept it, even the administration knows it. So what's the point in fire drills? Let's see if we can exit the school. Yeah, we CAN, because there's no FIRE preventing us from doing so. Morons. I hate my school. I never want to go back. But then I'd be stuck watching Maury all day. Fuck Maury. The bitch.

love always Joelle

I never ever ever ever want to see a doughnut again.
I used to love doughnuts. This just isn't fair.
Now all I can think when I see one is ".......Ew. This takes three days for your body to digest."
Most of my customers shouldn't even be eating doughnuts. Most of my customers should be getting gastric bypass surgery.
Then they act like the fact that their shitty decision-making skills, therefore causing the register to be fucked, is MY fault.
I got called "you people." I didn't even know people that weren't in the KKK even said that anymore.
I'm forced to wash dishes for two thousand years per shift. Who cares that the sanitizing shit scalds my skin off? Who cares that I have a fear of mold and the gloves I have to wear are basically hosting their own colonies of the stuff? Not my boss, that's who.
I'm bound to get fired cuz I fuck up the register daily and never print my receipts because I have the mentality of a shrew.
I can never get the stench of coffee, sanitizer, frosting, and flavoring off of my skin. No matter how hard I try.
I get the shittiest hours imaginable.
And tips SUCK. I made $7 today. After 7 hours. That's a dollar an hour. That's, like, Ethiopian wages.
I hate you all.

love always Joelle

So I'm sitting here, at 7:06 PM on New Years Eve. And there are several, several things wrong with this situation.

1) There's a party I have to be at in less than an hour..I haven't even showered yet, and I don't know where my pants are.
2) I do not know the host of said party.
3) I don't even know if I can go to said party, since I happen to have work at 8 AM tomorrow morning, and my parents refuse to drive because of "drunks on the road." (They don't mind if I get DRIVEN with drunks on the road, however. Selfish bastards.)
4) I have work at 8 AM tomorrow morning. Already said, but worth repeating. Who schedules an employee to work from 8 AM to 3 PM (7 hours!!) on NEW YEARS DAY?!?!? God the barbarism.
5) No one is cooperating with me.
6) I have a zit threatening to erupt right on my forehead.
7) I don't even use AOL anymore, but the stupid "UPDATE AOL" thing keeps popping up. It's so annoying that I refuse to update it, simply because it's annoying.
8) My life is a sham.

I should just give up living.

love always Joelle